Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I thought even six-year-olds had grown out of this...This was a brother joke, but now my dad's adopted it.
Dad: 'Hannah.'
Me: 'What?'
Dad: 'Stinks!'
This drives me insane, mainly because I can't get anyone to fall for it. My dad was going to phone my brother in Amsterdam, say this, and hang up (extra points for long-distance).
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 17:01, Reply)
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