Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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on the subject of compliments..MY dad would always say to my mum such gems as: 'your feet are like petals...bicycle petals' and 'your teeth are like stars....they come out at night' every day for about five years. Its since been replaced with his Everton jokes...'The police caught a man trying to climb over the walls at Goodison Park...so the threw him back in'....genius
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 17:12, Reply)
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