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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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He always loved this one.
While driving, he'd point to the passenger floor board and ask what that spot was (of course, there were spots all over the damn floorboard). When I would look down to see what it was, he'd stomp on his brake and I'd be thrown in the floor. I fall for it everytime.

Also, out of the blue sometimes he'll say "All fags take a bow," and hit his brakes. The result is that everyone in the car bends over from the momentum.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 17:19, Reply)

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