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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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i thought i should mention,
i once caught my dad in the garden throwing what i thought were rocks as far as he could into surrounding gardens.
turns out they were snails.
he persuaded my brother to join him.
not really a joke, but it's something stupid my dad does.
throws snails into other people's gardens.
um.
yes.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 19:03, Reply)

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