Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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my dad is greathe claims that you can start a fire by rubbing two boy scouts together.
he also believes red cars have more paint on them than other coloured cars. (this also goes for the amount of ink on the 44 ball in the lottery)
doesn't do many jokes mind. he loves the guns of navarone though, and 633 squadron. and ice station zebra, and where eagles dare.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 19:11, Reply)
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