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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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When I was in high school, I was taking Spanish classes
My dad thought this was great, and everytime I would see him for the weekend he would greet me like this:

Dad: Hola Isabelle! Como es usted?
Me: Bien! Y usted?
Dad: I don't speak Russian.

I never got it. But I chuckle at it now.
What a dork.

He also loves the little rhyme:
"What's your name?"
"Puddin' Tame, ask me again and I'll tell you the same."
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 19:13, Reply)

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