Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Dadisms.Dad: [mumbling] Tickle my arse with a feather.
Victim of Dad Joke: [confused] What?
Dad: I said, 'particularly nasty weather.'
Edit: My dad repeated this so often that I didn't realise it was a joke, I thought it was normal to randomly come out with non sequiturs like that. As many children do, I tried to follow my father's good example...
Me: [at junior school, loud and clear] Tickle my arse with a feather.
Teacher: What was that?!?
Me: I said, bad weather we're having lately.
A letter was sent to my parents.
Dad: "It's crackers to slip a rozza the dropsy in snide."
VoDJ: [confused] What?
No explanation was ever made for this paternal outburst.
Soon-to-be VoDJ: D'you know what?
Dad: Yes, he invented the steam engine.
Dad: [mumbling through beard/coffee/toast] Murmble urmurmble
STBVODJ: What?
Dad: Don't say 'what', say 'pardon.'
STBVODJ: OK. Pardon?
Dad: Granted.
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skankycode, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 21:59,
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