Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Not one of my dad's, this one, as I haven't got one,but of the same ilk...
A friend of mine specializes in dad-type jokes. Example:
We'd been out drinking heavily one Friday night. Saturday morning, 7am, he rings me up. I answer the phone with pained hungover grunt.
"Not feeling too well, Becks?" he chimes. "You want to get yourself some shut-eye!"
This and many others have led me to put 12,000 miles between us.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 6:16, Reply)
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