Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
(
rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
« Go Back
Ugh... dad jokesMost of my dad's weirdness involves doing chores. If I don't want to do something, I am told to "act enthusiastic and you'll be enthusiastic." If I'm working slowly, I'm told that "twice the speed is half the time." Talking and working at the same time elicits a rebuke of "your gums are flapping."
AAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 8:07, Reply)
« Go Back