Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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As an impending dad I'm trying to rememberall the crap my own dear papa came out with. Most of them weren't jokes, just outright lies. Sadly, being a gullible child I told my history teacher all about how my grandad was a caveman and ate dinosaurs etc. How we all laughed.
My FinL is a comic genius and has all his kids trained to the point that youngest daughter stitched up a doctor in A&E despite large amounts of pain. After having her broken wrist attended to the tearful 5 year old asked "Will I be able to play piano when it's better?"
"Of course you will." said the reasuring doc.
"Fantastic, I couldn't before!"
Oh lordy, yes!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 9:25, Reply)
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