Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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GranddadHe is grand.
Granddad will enter the room and delight us with limericks, such as
There was a young man from kent,
And round the bend he went,
He lost all his teeth,
whilst penelope keith,
Was putting up a red tent.
And then he says when it's raining:
It was a dark and stormy night, and the rain came down in torrents, and the captain said to his crew: "I'll tell you a tale!"
And the tale it ran as follows...
It was a dark and stormy... etc.
what's worrying is i've already started turning into my grandad
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 11:29, Reply)
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