Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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dad jokesmy guv'nor would deliberately lose me in Milton Keynes shopping centre.
a) to test whether I could remember my address
b) to see if I was brave enough to ask a copper for help
c) to have a fcukin good laugh at me
he would disappear in a big shop like marks and wait for me to start really shitting it and find a policeman to tell that i was lost.
After a lost child announcement had been put out over the tannoy he would appear with a stupid grin on his face and then take me for a McDonalds
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 12:09,
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