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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dad still trys to impress me by doing really lame magic tricks
like pretending he can remove the top of his thumb, slide it down the length of his hand and fix it back on again.

He also sometimes talks to me in the third person....."Would Natalie like a biscuit?" "No, Natalie would rather have a vodka and tonic please."

I think he gets me and my 2 year old neice mixed up. Maybe he takes her down the pub, I dunno....
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 12:55, Reply)

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