Worst put down I've ever had
Waking up next to some random girl after a night of tedious floppy-cock beer sex.

She turns to me, scrutinizes me intently for a minute. All the time she's vigorously and rather worryingly scratching at her vertical beef smile under the duvet as if she's performing some kind of weird fanny exorcism.

And then she says, completely dead-pan: "You looked much better in the dark..."

Well, fuck me...

Thanks for that...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:39, 5 replies)

Ouch!
Still, nice of her to be honest I suppose.

Have a click.
( snee held his breath since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:34, closed)

That's gotta hurt
Don't worry about it, you don't look too shabby to me ;-)
(Belfast tulip, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:12, closed)

Why thank you
If you're

a) human
b) currently female (don't mind if you used to be a bloke)
c) alive

then you're probably not too shabby yourself too.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:38, closed)

Nevermind
she could've told you during the act - that would've been worse, mate. click for sharing.
(Lizard King, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:39, closed)

click
just for "vertical beef smile"... makes me think of tacos for some reason.
(keyboardman, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:52, closed)