The Dark And The Cat
Pets. Who would have them? They smell, bring in dead things and generally make your life mildly more aggravating.

So when you need to get up for a midnight wander and you sense something incredibly wrong do remind yourself that it is your own fault.

The number of times I've been attacked by a slinky, furry, monstrous black and white bastard is just ridiculous. Stand-out memories include

1. Having her launch at my shoulders from *somewhere* above.

2. Tripping over her prone body and wrecking my knee on the edge of a door.

3. Seeing the cat fast asleep in the cupboard I wandered silently and quickly to the kitchen and opened the fridge door to hear "Mrow?". To look downwards was to look upon the most pathetic face in the world. So when she hooked my ankle with her claws for not giving her some cold meat I just had to close my eyes and say "It's my fault."
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:21, 2 replies)

Teh kitteh
Lolz
(McChinaman banned, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:17, closed)

cats
are basically just speedbumps for drunkards
(keyboardman, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:53, closed)