When no-one else in is the house...
...having a poo, with the bathroom door open, in the dark, is quite a beautiful experience.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:11, 5 replies)

I live on my own
And my bathroom has no door because I'm currently stripping and painting the upstairs doorframes.

I don't see the big deal.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:37, closed)

You wait for people to go out?
I crouch and hide on the bog like an evil poo gremlin and ambush those who come in
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:12, closed)

I wish I could do that
But I'd be paranoid of someone leaping in and stabbing me when I was doing my business, and that's how I'd be found, and that's ALL I'd be remembered for.

But seriously, I tend to lock the door even when I'm home alone.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:46, closed)

Darkly pooing.
Ah, not just me then. I think it's because you can relax totally.
(singingringingtree Living in the past., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:45, closed)

LOL
most definitely a click. Had me laughing that one did.. because its so true.

How many of us still close and lock the bathroom door even when youre home alone or live alone? I do!
(Miggyman, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:11, closed)