This came up in my facebook newsfeed today:
Fredrick took the What Lives Under Your Bed quiz and got the result: Lady Gaga..

If that were under my bed, I'd sure as hell be scared of the dark.
(Mr._F is not actually a man- this username is a lie!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:22, 5 replies)

Ah yeah, but it's easy to make her cry...
Just poker face! :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:25, closed)

maybe
with your disco stick?
(Mr._F is not actually a man- this username is a lie!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:26, closed)

I heard she has a winky.
My friend's girlfriend played on stage with one of the acts at this years T in the park, and she saw Lady G have an argument with her boyfriend backstage. During this, she apparently shoved her thumb into her characteristically tiny pants, accidentally exposing her lady garden and, I am reliably informed, there was no sign of the legendary manpiece.

Scandal!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:20, closed)

What kind of argumentative strategy is that?
To demonstrate just how angry I am, I'm going to put my hand into my knickers...

A rubbish strategy. That's what kind.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:24, closed)

I dunno
If girls did that more they would win even more arguments...
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:36, closed)