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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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How do you shit in a test tube?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:15, 1 reply)
Well, I'm glad you asked
In actual fact you shit into a larger container and then decant into the test tube using the provided 'spoon' type device*.

*although 'spoon' would suggest a more solid sample than was actually the case.

I'm one classy lady, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:18, closed)
How about
"Shit Ladle"?
(I helped save b3ta! uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:14, closed)
'shit ladle'
would be spot on and I suggest that you patent it promptly.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:35, closed)

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