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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I do hope you're winding us up.
Cos if not you're a total cunt.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:44, 1 reply)
Nope.
It's true.

I'm utterly indifferent, and I don't see why anyone else should feel otherwise. Insurance will pay for damage to the car.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:54, closed)
err
Being both a cyclist and a driver...

When I'm cycling - clearly all drivers are cunts and are deliberately trying to kill me.

When I'm driving and there's a cyclist with no lights and wearing black - it's more like "Woah, where the fuck did he come from?"

If it's raining - you're practically invisible. Get some lights, and a fluorescent strip.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:05, closed)
The point is
as a cyclist you're not insured, so it ends up being my insurance that pays when I hit you, my no claims bonus that disappears and my insurance costing £200 a year more.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:11, closed)
Yep, Cvnt
I'm a biker.

If I end up ploughing into a stealth cyclist on the unlit sections of the A1 it won't be just the cyclist who ends up in A&E.

Get some bloody lights or I'll come round and set fire to your nostril hair.

As for "I don't see why anyone else should feel otherwise" You might care little about your own choice of suicide. It's who you'll take down with you that matters.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:52, closed)

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