two comments
(i) serves you right for cooking bacon. it stinks and it's evil.

(ii) brown nylon y-fronts? mmmmmm. pictures please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:46, 1 reply)

You are quite right Miss Swipe
But I am a lazy man-child who sometimes refuses to cook proper food for himself and pays for it with a house that stinks of bacon.

I may have lied about the Y-fronts, although I probably do have some horrible briefs at the back of the drawer that I used to wear up to about the age of 24 before I realised that boxers were the way forward
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:00, closed)

i still say
pictures or it didn't happen.

or show us your pants.

or something less childish.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:12, closed)

I reckon the good people of B3ta
are more interested in a photo of you in your bridesmaid dress.

BTW: I think it's an unwritten rule that bridesmaids have to have horrible dresses so that they don't out-shine the bride.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:56, closed)

at the moment
it hasn't been made, so they'd be looking at a picture of me in the victorian corsetry underwear that will be needed under the heinous dress. i am not sure that is a sight that anyone needs to see!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:58, closed)

On the contrary...
I think you both need to post pictures
(ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 7:03, closed)

An accountant in brown y-fronts
and a lawyer in a cream corset bra with non matching knickers because i won't be able find the buggers on the day. it's not going to be a good look, is it??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:25, closed)

When I first read that
I thought it said "bridesmaids have to have horrible diseases so that they don't out-shine the bride."
(flipflap, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:49, closed)