Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Why, oh why...... do I have a little voice in my head telling me that I want to enter the Marathon des Sables?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:34,
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Becuaseyou're a filthy pervert who enjoys hurting other people.
Oh, sorry, I thought that said Marquis de Sade.
as you were.
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I would like to as well.That or de Sade. I'm not fussy.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:41,
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Neither is Berts Auntie SandraAre you sure you aren't related?
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de Sade is booooooring.Worse, he's simply not a good writer.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:50,
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I'll shit in your mouthand bum you with a grapefruit and then we'll see how good a writer you are. How's about that then?
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A half is more than enough for me.See you* in a month!
*probably not, I'll be the slow one.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:20,
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dunnoI've just lost ten days of training due to the feckin' snow.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:14,
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