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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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When I was six I happily sat out in the garden and proceeded to jam the heads of my lego men up my nose.

I managed about eight before I felt a bit woozy.

I went to tell my mum about my achievement. She was not very happy, not very happy at all, as I had managed to drench the front of my stormtrooper t-shirt in blood and snot. I looked, and I quote my dear old mum: "like you were about to die."

One brief operation later, I remember a nice old man who looked like Obi Wan Kenobi telling me not to do it again.

All went well for a couple of months, then I was back in casualty.

This time I had somehow managed to jam my R2D2 figure up my arse and the legs had come off inside me and were doing all sorts of mischief to my colon.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:52, 7 replies)
You meant to say
'All went well for about 28 years' didn't you?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:59, closed)
Of course I have had the *real* Kenny Baker up my arse.


EDIT: And I couldn't shit for a fortnight.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:04, closed)
The force is not strong in this one.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:50, closed)
You don't learn do you?
Then you went on to have an encounter with big Jake ?

Spanky do you have any memory problems ?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:28, closed)
I used to the exact same thing with conkers... Yes my nose is rather large but luckily for me it's indestructible too!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:51, closed)
brr eeep

"brr eeep beeee bedeep neeeep neeep neep burreeep boop !"

thats r2d2 for "no no for the love of the robot gods, not up your hole!"
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:33, closed)
what did you do with c3po ?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:03, closed)

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