there was the bloke
on upper street last night who thought it would be funny to grab my friend *****'s admittedly rather enormous tits and yell HONK! as she walked past him.

if we'd all gotten hold of him once the shock wore off, it would have been death by 10 very drunk and disorderly "ladies". or ***** might have raped him to death, come to think of it.

either way he'd have been in the Q for a darwin, definitely.

***** name changed because she just found this website and i am in a LOT of trouble, sorry sweetie darling.......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:48, 7 replies)

I'm always tempted to do that...
..but my common sense always tells me not to.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 23:24, closed)

yikes...
doesn't ***** feature in at least half your stories? something tells me you're covering the next year's worth of bar tabs...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 1:00, closed)

sssssssssh
no no no no no only in about 1 or 2, and they were all flattering and mention how slim and stunning she is.

pretty dim and rude of me not to change the name, admittedly. i do feel genuinely bad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:07, closed)

Ah, the legendary "double parp"
My mate dared me to try it on Jordan once.

I didn't...she's quite scary up close
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:07, closed)

Ahh
That would be Sarah then?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:36, closed)

no....
scarier than sarah...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:15, closed)

Oh Dear
You're fucked.

Proper fucked.

If your friend, she of the "dead heat in a Zepplin race" looks back over your past entries..........

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:36, closed)