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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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2 OF THEM ARE BUS LANES SO DON'T COUNT
DO NOT CONTRADICT ME AFTER A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE. COSSET AND COMFORT ME AND TELL ME YOUR LIFE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT ME AND GENERALLY VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE VIA THE MEDIUM OF THE INTERNET.

or i will shout.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:19, 2 replies)
.
*cossets*

*comforts*

*validates*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:22, closed)
thank you
i feel much better now, after that nasty online bullying by enzyme.....
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:26, closed)
*comforts*
'Swipe, do you really need to be told how much richer my life is for your presence?

*panders*
*fawns*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:50, closed)
your pandering skills
are honing nicely.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:07, closed)
Practice makes perfect.
I spent the weekend pandering to a fawn, and fawning over a panda.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:15, closed)
I pawned a fanta
and fanned a pawn
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:20, closed)

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