how about
the children of my friend evie and the new object of her lustful affections, who will never be born after she failed to use her new phone properly.

meaning to text him after a difficult day at work, she tried to type "just had a shit day but looking forward to seeing you tonight".

being a cack-handed cow, she pressed "send" a bit too soon.

"just had a shit"

then had to sit for a mortified 30 minutes as the tube went underground before she could rectify the damage.

no number of humiliated explanatory texts and emails managed to recover the magic after that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:08, 5 replies)

Tenuous....
....but I like it. It made me do a laugh.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:09, closed)

Like it....
...go Evie.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:24, closed)

If I'd had a text like that
from my girlfriend, I'd just have laughed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, closed)

hahaha
best i've read so far. have a click
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:02, closed)

Cheers R
just nearly choked on my beer *clicks*
(thereisnopoons until, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:40, closed)