I've never been on a date because I am English.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:10, 6 replies)

I'm sure if you got your teeth fixed someone would want to go out with you
Hashtag stereotypelols
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:11, closed)

Oh, I've been out with people.
I'm even married, despite my terrible teeth. I just don't remember the concept of a date or even the word being around in my youth. I think it entered the British lexicon from popular sitcom Friends.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:16, closed)

English ugly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:25, closed)

How very dare you?
I'll have you know I'm a very handsome chap. A little thick around the middle, emotionally stunted and crap in bed, I'll give you, but certainly not ugly.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:42, closed)

Good man
Stout fellow.

Dates are a Christmas comestible.

Whatever happened to stepping out with a young lady to a box social, eh what?
(Noosepeg Muff punched your grandma, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:37, closed)

Courting or grooming.
That's how it should be done.
( rofl harris, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:10, closed)