Years and years ago during a patch of singleness
I went speed dating in Soho with a mate who was at the time bi. It didn't go too badly for me, though I noticed that almost all of the women who'd ticked my box were the ones to whom that I had intimated that I could get hold of weed, so in many ways it was exactly like meeting people the regular way. On the other hand, my mate had such a miserable time that there and then he gave up on women altogether, so we went to G-A-Y and toasted the end of his heterosexuality together with cocktails.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:06, 13 replies)

...and if that doesn't inspire at least one strikethrough gag, I don't know what will

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:07, closed)

Years and years ago during a patch of singleness I went speed dating in Soho with a mate who was at the time bi. It didn't go too badly for me, though I noticed that almost all of the women who'd ticked my box were the ones to whom that I had intimated that I could get hold of weed, so in many ways it was exactly like meeting people the regular way. On the other hand, my mate had such a miserable time that there and then he gave up on women altogether, so we went to G-A-Y and toasted the end of his heterosexuality together with cocktails.

Massive improvement.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:32, closed)

I'd have left miserable un struck.

( gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:35, closed)

bent

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:31, closed)

bit gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:05, closed)

your speed dating gambit was to hint at the availability of class c drugs?
fucking hell ... I know we mock you for being a forty year old fourteen year old but fucking hell
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:34, closed)

If he'd gone straight to class A's he might have got in there, never know.

( gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:34, closed)