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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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Did watching the rashers sweat in the pan remind you of her crinkled, greasy labia from the night before?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:41, 3 replies)
You're reading that aloud to yourself aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:43, closed)
And...
... I'm done.
(immadme, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:34, closed)
I closed my eyes and it smelt the same.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:52, closed)
Bacon-scented pussy doesn't sound all that bad of an idea.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:03, closed)
I was thinking more of pussy-scented bacon for a Surf 'n' Turf All-Day Breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:49, closed)

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