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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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I dated a medical student for a while
Really nice girl and I was quite keen. In the end it didn't work out, but anyway...

A few dates in, we'd gone back to her house and were getting intimate and she said something complimentary about my wee willy winky. I replied "And I suppose being a doctor you've seen a lot of them?". She said "Yeah, but mostly on dead people".

Bit of a mood killer.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:51, closed)
She suggested polka dot underpants
to match your spotty cock?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:25, closed)
I'll have you know
my cock is like a baby's bottom

Err, so to speak...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:54, closed)

Similar thing happened to me. We were in bed, and she cupped my two veg gently in one hand... and whispered "I cut some of these up with a scalpel the other day".

Thanks.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:34, closed)
I never get those romantic responses.

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:20, closed)
Heh
Worryingly clinical, innit
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 8:31, closed)
Oh, I don't know
It gave me a hard-on.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:08, closed)

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