I dated a medical student for a while
Really nice girl and I was quite keen. In the end it didn't work out, but anyway...

A few dates in, we'd gone back to her house and were getting intimate and she said something complimentary about my wee willy winky. I replied "And I suppose being a doctor you've seen a lot of them?". She said "Yeah, but mostly on dead people".

Bit of a mood killer.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:51, 5 replies)

She suggested polka dot underpants
to match your spotty cock?
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:25, closed)

I'll have you know
my cock is like a baby's bottom

Err, so to speak...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:54, closed)

Similar thing happened to me. We were in bed, and she cupped my two veg gently in one hand... and whispered "I cut some of these up with a scalpel the other day".

Thanks.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:34, closed)

I never get those romantic responses.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:20, closed)

Heh
Worryingly clinical, innit
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 8:31, closed)

Oh, I don't know
It gave me a hard-on.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:08, closed)