Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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The greengrocer round the corner sells eggs.And bread.
It's eurocrat political correctness gone mad
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:53,
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HE'S NOT A FUCKING GREENGROCER THEN IS HE!!
ARRHHHHHHH!!!!!
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She is a greengrocer.I realise you live in the soppy ITV version of the 1950s but here in the 21st century there is a wee bit more flexibility.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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Don't know what your talking about grandad, I was born in the 80s. (, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:00, closed)
FUCKOFF
AND
DIE
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easy fella ... it's not my fault you have a shit life ... direct your anger somewhere more constructiveperhaps work a bit harder so you don't have live in a backwards village full of surveyors
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:04,
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**Licks your tears**Mmmm, tastes like victory.
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They taste like rotten fish and alcohol to me (, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:14, closed)
That is exactly what victory tastes like.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:41,
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I like the wayYou constantly miss the point.
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Sorry PaxmanI'll try and pay more attention to retarded banter on a comedy website in the future.
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YeahhhKeep going... Mmmm... Yeah... Prove my point harder! Come on you slag I'm nearly there...
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