Bad but good
I hooked up with this woman from work and we went out on a few dates with some fooling around. As we were getting fresh with each other I suggested she come back to my place. This she did and after some heavy getting to know you stuff on the sofa she pronounced that we were going to do it in the front room right there and then. Alright I thought, this looks good so we began to peel off, then as she took her blouse off her elbow struck me full in the mouth. Those of you who think passion will extend past blunt trauma are wrong, I lost interest and even worse, my lip swelled up!
I didn't panick tho, "look at what you've done" I said, "we are going to have to stop". The day didn't end there, we got dressed again, I cooked an evening meal and told her to stay the night. My swollen lip had gone down by then and we got to it under the sheets. Quite a noteable night actually, I let her go on top and she clamped me between her legs and hips, making sure she was fully impaled then had a huge screaming orgasm. I figured we were back on track by then.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:24, 6 replies)

tl;dr i got elbowed in the face by some slag from the office

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:38, closed)

+ sulked for a bit then made some beans on toast. Got my cock hard enough to squeeze it in for a couple of seconds. She barely noticed. A really good night.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:41, closed)

Do you scream
Like a little girl or a fox when you have your 'huge' orgasm?

*EDIT - Those are the only flavours of scream and anyone who says different is a noncing liar who fingers dogs for the adulation and pity-pennies of the Mods.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:08, closed)

Virgin.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:15, closed)

Sounds like a keeper.
Hope you've still got her locked in your bedroom.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:17, closed)

I think more Fox than girl.
No, she is no longer locked in the bedroom.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:53, closed)

For goodness sake
I don't know how one might clamp anything between one"s hips. The newsletter has finished, qotw is embittered and I feel sad.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 21:35, closed)