Dates Gone Wrong
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
once upon a time
i had sex
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:42,
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what was it like?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:43,
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LIES!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:48,
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concur
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:55,
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Best Fairy Tale Ever.
You can tell because certain parts reduce little children to confused blubbering.
And then they grow up to be nonces.
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RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:04,
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Yeah, right.
If you weren't already here, I'd be telling you to take your ridiculous lies over to QOTW.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:11,
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No I didn't.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:16,
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What was his name?
Haha, you see I'm implying that you have sex with men haha
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:41,
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haha, you got me again
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:50,
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I don't think they usually name sheep
Haha I'm implying he had sex with a sheep, can you imagine?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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Seems legit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 21:38,
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