well i work in a hospital, so i've seen my share
but i did once speak to an old lady when i was checking the asset number on her bed when she promptly turned into a dead body.
her last words were 'what are you doing my love'
'just checking your bed madam'
'ok'
dead
i didn't kill her!!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:01, 5 replies)

IVESB IS A MURDERER!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:02, closed)

oooooohh
Maybe you are Death!

Or I've been watching too much Torchwood...
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:52, closed)

Yes, I was also watching Torchwood last night
Unfortunately, having read Mort by Terry Pratchett, I now find it hard to take the grim reaper seriously.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:00, closed)

Ahh
Good point. Ivesb didn't use caps and therefore can't be Death.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:16, closed)

:D
I love the "I didn't kill her!" plea, it reminds me of Tubbs's "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM" in the league of gentlemen :D
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:35, closed)