We killed a deer once
And I managed to film it happening (by accident).

Driving down to a burger king drive thru with my mates (one driving), we had to go down a long motorway. The driver was cracking some brilliant jokes and I was almost in tears laughing at them, so I decided to whip out my phone and film him, hoping for some good craic.

Bang. The car veers on the road, the other two people in the car screaming before we pulled over on the hard shoulder.

"Uhh... what just happened?" I asked.

"Didn't you see? We just hit a fucking deer."

I burst out laughing in disbelief, it sounded like we'd bust a tyre or something. Upon inspection my mate's car was absolutely fucked and had to be written off in the end.

The other passenger and myself decide to investigate what had become of the deer. About half a mile down the road we realised we'd knocked it clean into the barrier separating the duel carriageway ("Fucking nice shot, in all fairness" I said).

We'd hit it so hard we'd literally knocked its arse off, not to be insensitive but it's the only way I can describe it. It was a pretty sorry sight but the deer was clearly dead and must have died pretty much instantly.

Much hilarity ensued as we called the driver "The Deer Hunter" and constantly said "Oh dear" to him.

In the footage I shot, you can actually see the deer jump over the fence and trot across the road. Not bad for a sony ericsson camera phone.
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:46, 2 replies)

Did you put it on youtube?
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(Miggyman, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, closed)

Haha!
Michael was telling me and mam about that tonight. You really should have checked no one was watching and nabbed the corpse, free venison equals tidy profit when sold!
(Lord of Balrogs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:48, closed)