Let's try every type of voldka in revolution!
In my final year of university, my friend and I were celebrating, he had just handed in his dissertation, I had finaly finished the experent phase (different courses) so went for a pub lunch. Walking home, we passed the revolution bar, and decided to pop in. On the menu was poridge voldka. "Urgh! That sounds awful. Let's have some!" I suggested. We tried and confirmed it was awful, we had to get rid of the taste. In my infinate wisdom, I reasoned more shots would over power the taste, so a slab of 10 was bought. During our leasurely drink, we decided it would be fun to try them all between us, decide on the best so we would only ever need to do them.

Sadly, we were already tipsy, a 3rd man was needed. Quickly inviting people, we got our 3rd, a course mate of my friends. Disscount card in hand, we took turns to buy the biggest slabs we could. The woman behind the bar gave us different shots each time, always with a warning to calm down. Eventualy she decided enough was enough. "I'm not serving you til you sober up." she warns. Feeling rather silly, I asked "What about if we do a sexy dance?" she didn't look pleased. "I don't think so." she answered. "I mean a REALY sexy dance." I put in. She walked off.

We gave it a while, then went to order more. "Not without food!" she told us. Right at that moment, in pops our 3rd, discount card ready, "This gets me two for one on food right?" he asks. Her face fell slightly. "Yes." she sighed. "Then I will have TWO wraps please!" there was a cheer of glee, a fresh slab and with that, the final push for our goal.

I'm not sure if we managed them all, but I woke up on the stairs to my bed room, confused and muddy.
(Mong goose, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 19:16, 1 reply)

I remember vodka rev
I was at the one in Edinburgh with my (now) flatmate when I decided to drink all 15 unfeasibly strong cocktails they sell. I succeeded, which gave me a massive sense of satisfaction.

And, next morning, genuine alcohol poisoning.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:56, closed)