
CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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"Do I smell of curry?" I had to repeat it three times because the music in the club was so loud. To be fair, I had just had a curry, but no fingers or tops. NOTHING.
( , Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:57, 4 replies)

the other day a man tried to chat me up by saying "i've drawn you a picture of some fish hooks", he then pointed at a picture on the wall of the pub we were in that he had defaced with a permanent marker. i would've been smitten if he wasn't a pissed up dunce who was old enough to be my father and looked like a squashed richard o'brian.
( , Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:10, closed)

You had two chances to realise what you were saying but still said it for a third time.
( , Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:30, closed)


I have a spicy personality. If you can take the heat, you'll love me, if not, I'll probably make you cry. I am not for the faint-hearted. What Flavour Are You?
( , Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:20, closed)
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