I have quite a few from when I was a teenager
One was my choice of schoolbag when I was 13 - I went for one designed for a small child. It had pockets on the side with embroidered pencils, pens and crayons on it. I thought everyone would think it was hilarious, but I didn't realise that ironic clothing and accessories should be off the cards until at least the sixth form. Particulary for boys.

Another was a couple of years later when a scary lunatic and his friends at told me to "shut the fuck up" when I was practicing the piano in the school assembly hall. (I know). I didn't stop, I said "Hey Mikee, gotta practice!" in an American accent and played the hornpipe.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:51, 3 replies)

At least you
didn't arrive with a briefcase..Guy I know arrived first day at secondary school with one and it wasn't forgotten for five long years. Lunch money stolen every day, systematic abuse, it wasn't pretty. It wasn't even a personality thing it was just about the briefcase. He had the last laugh though...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:37, closed)

But you know what they say about him who laughs last...
...thinks slowest.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:58, closed)

hahahahaha!
Oh..damn
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 16:15, closed)