In a gay bar
I had a gay flatmate when I was a student, and he took me round a few gay bars in nearby Glasgow. He found it all very amusing (especially because at the time I looked like a "twink"), thinking I was very sheltered and didn't know much about teh gay. But anyway, it was all a bit ridiculous, crap Hi-NRG choons from the DJ, bitchy queens drinking alcopops, older men on the prowl, fag hags dancing like they just didn't care, and scene queens looking jadedly for fresh meat. You know how these places are.

I was standing drinking a beer (in an attempt to look heterosexual) when a girl came up to me and said "My friend fancies you". She was fit and tidy, and I agreed to go over, imagining she was with female friends. WRONG! She was with some wrinkly old Glaswegian guy, who spouted an unfathomable torrent of Glasweegie at me. Politely I didn't run away (as every instinct in my mind was screaming at me to do) but stood and stoically finished my drink, then said "I'm sorry, but I'm not into you at all, bye." There was no way he was getting a chance at my rectum.

BUT WHY DIDN'T I LOOK AND SEE WHO SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT FIRST? Why did I think she's set me up with a girl, when we were in a gay bar? What was I thinking?!
(McChinaman banned, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 3:09, 5 replies)

He had something to put in you
at the GAY BAR.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 5:58, closed)

He did
But he wasn't getting any chance
(McChinaman banned, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 8:56, closed)

So your story is 'I went out and didn't get chatted up'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 11:24, closed)

No
My story is "I went out and did get chatted up, but by a guy, because I wasn't thinking (ahem) straight." Still, at least you go your sneer in. Feel better?
(McChinaman banned, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 12:29, closed)

Something similar happend to me
and probably every other straight guy who's spent an evening in a gay bar?

Apart from Mr A.Badger of course, he'd be too busy going from person to person telling them they're shit/autistic/boring/lying to be chatted up.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 25 Sep 2010, 13:44, closed)