Here's another!
Two weeks ago, whilst at work, I said "Fuck."

Now I'm under review as that word specifically is against policy.
My problem is, they can't show me the policy. They also do not know the entire conversation that went on nor did they realize I say fuck a whole fuckin lot. It's probably my favorite fuckin word.

I know I can't lose my job, but it does hinder any chance for promotion. But I hate the company, so meh.

My reply to the allegations? "Yeah, what the fuck's wrong with saying fuck?"
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:17, 6 replies)

Next time
try sumthin like "Bordel de merde de pompe à chiasse".
( Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:44, closed)

You are Cartman
AICMFP
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:35, closed)

they can't pull that shit!
they must show you the policy, or it doesnt c_unt

B
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:40, closed)

I know they can't pull
they'll probably just transfer me, which I would love.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:21, closed)

I once saw a worker in a posh bar swear in latin
...in order to avoid boss trouble. His boss wasn't as educated as he was, so didn't know what he said!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:49, closed)

I was recently reported for referring to a supplier as a slimy cunt
My boss was a legend, and pointed out to the complainer that the supplier IS a slimy cunt. Cheers Simp!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:44, closed)