Fool
I'd heard the stories. I didn't really believe them.
People whose opinion I respected had told me of their own experiences. It only made me more curious.
I was warned and I did it anyway.

I rented "Batman and Robin"

It was shit.
(Big D, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:48, 3 replies)

Alicia Silverstone in that costume
Uma Thurman, too.

Or Jim Carrey in his skintight-lycra-and-awful-camera-angles one in Batman Forever?

I know which one I'd watch!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:59, closed)

FFS
Just download the relevant scenes from somewhere or find the .jpgs. I sat through the first 20 minutes of Batman and Robin at a mate's house once and was struck down by the spontaneous and boiling thought that two people instantly deserved to be murdered:

- my mate, for daring to think that this poor excuse for a Z-movie would interest me; and
- Arnie, for debasing the entirety of his action-man legacy by agreeing to appear in it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:02, closed)

Classic Arnie cold related puns in every sentence
You wont send me to the cooler
Ice to see you
Stay cool bird boy
(I would do more but I think it may send me into a coma)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:12, closed)