What was I thinking? Absolutely FUCK knows ...
I'd just discovered Ecstacy, and, as such, was on an INCREDIBLY strong pill. Almost (almost) too high, at a house party (as in, it was in a house).

Chatting to some geezer, for some reason, I remember him giving me the advice "Never look in a mirror when on a pill."

So I was having a lovely time, but needed a slash, and off I went to the bog.

In I go - the door opens outwards, and the bog is to the left, over which there is a long mirror.

So I'm having a nice slash and dear CHRIST am I high but god this slash is good this pill is good this music is good these people are good CHRIST I am so high I am so, so high ooo that's a nice slash lovely lovely lovely ...

And I hear a noise.

A nice noise.

Girls. Lovely girls. Girls laughing. Lovely girls, laughing. Let's hope they're experimenting happily with bisexuality GOD am I high lovely girls laughing laughing lovely girls laughing away what are they laughing at what do they see, lovely girls laughing, laughing at me ...

Laughing at me?

Laughing at ... what? At me?

I slowly come to my senses. I am standing at the toilet, my cock in my hand, my nose millimeters from mirror, staring - intensley - at myself.

The door was wide, wide open.

I had been like that for several minutes.

The lovely girls laughing? They were openly pointing and specifically laughing at me, inviting their mates to enjoy the spectacle.

I hadn't even lifted the lid.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:57, 10 replies)

Mirrors on E are no problem, you must just be a bit weird
mirrors on acid are more of a challenge
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:23, closed)

Yes.
Turns out this was quite a trippy pill.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:25, closed)

Oh god I've done that
it was a deep dark journey into my soul..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:13, closed)

Yep I have lost an hour or two to mirrors
Damn acid.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:56, closed)

I loved looking in mirrors on E.
I was sooooooo pretty.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:36, closed)

If the pill was that good.
How were you having a piss?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:44, closed)

He wasn't?
The lid was up.
(sorry., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:43, closed)

I wasn't
I'd simply been standing there with my cock in my hand, staring at myself in the mirror for five minutes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:27, closed)

I thought that was your morning routine anyway.
Didn't realise you needed a pill to do it.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:14, closed)

Yes, but normally I tend to rub it up and down to make it all
inappropriate and happy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:40, closed)