Destruction, Demolition and Deconstruction
The Lone Groover says "I've just taken down a pergola with a metre-deep Russian vine over the top. It had nine birds' nests in it, and had rotted all of the cross timbers. It covered the entire lawn and needs a skip of its own." What's the biggest/worst thing you've ever taken down? Tell us your tales of demolition and wanton destruction.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:17)
The Lone Groover says "I've just taken down a pergola with a metre-deep Russian vine over the top. It had nine birds' nests in it, and had rotted all of the cross timbers. It covered the entire lawn and needs a skip of its own." What's the biggest/worst thing you've ever taken down? Tell us your tales of demolition and wanton destruction.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:17)
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Agreed
Your entitled to remove their eyes and other sensory organs.
On my travels in Thailand I was constructing a sandcastle tower about 5ft high, when some French child came over and jumped up and down on it while I'd gone to get a drink.
He was shouting "cacahuète, cacahuète!" while doing it.
( , Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:39, 3 replies)
Your entitled to remove their eyes and other sensory organs.
On my travels in Thailand I was constructing a sandcastle tower about 5ft high, when some French child came over and jumped up and down on it while I'd gone to get a drink.
He was shouting "cacahuète, cacahuète!" while doing it.
( , Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:39, 3 replies)
well, maybe if you took a little more care of your presentation
got some cleaner clothes, maybe showered once in a while?
( , Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:55, closed)
got some cleaner clothes, maybe showered once in a while?
( , Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:55, closed)
Well, if there's one thing all of b3ta would be in support of
it's digging up the dead mother of a dead kiddie fiddler
... and booting her back doors in.
( , Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:38, closed)
it's digging up the dead mother of a dead kiddie fiddler
... and booting her back doors in.
( , Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:38, closed)
I like when people talk about their "travels"
rather than their holiday. It's a very useful indication that they're dull cunts so you can fuck them off at the earliest opportunity.
( , Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:28, closed)
rather than their holiday. It's a very useful indication that they're dull cunts so you can fuck them off at the earliest opportunity.
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