Destruction, Demolition and Deconstruction
The Lone Groover says "I've just taken down a pergola with a metre-deep Russian vine over the top. It had nine birds' nests in it, and had rotted all of the cross timbers. It covered the entire lawn and needs a skip of its own." What's the biggest/worst thing you've ever taken down? Tell us your tales of demolition and wanton destruction.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:17)
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Agreed
Your entitled to remove their eyes and other sensory organs.
On my travels in Thailand I was constructing a sandcastle tower about 5ft high, when some French child came over and jumped up and down on it while I'd gone to get a drink.
He was shouting "cacahuète, cacahuète!" while doing it.
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Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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I don't get it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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well, maybe if you took a little more care of your presentation
got some cleaner clothes, maybe showered once in a while?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:55,
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Then maybe I'd understand the above post?
Cool, thanks
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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no, but you might get it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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This
all assumes that it is something desirable.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:34,
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Granted.
I mean, "it" could be Jimmy Savile's mum.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:34,
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I'm changing my clothes RIGHT NOW
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:40,
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Well, if there's one thing all of b3ta would be in support of
it's digging up the dead mother of a dead kiddie fiddler
... and booting her back doors in.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:38,
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REPOST THIS TO UR WALL
LETS C IF WE CN GET 10,000 LIKES!!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:40,
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He could have been Spanish
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:55,
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I like when people talk about their "travels"
rather than their holiday. It's a very useful indication that they're dull cunts so you can fuck them off at the earliest opportunity.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:28,
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Excellent observation
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:28,
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I should probably be a stand-up comedian.
Or the President.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:34,
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Or the troll king...
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Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:10,
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