Watch out or swipe'll try and put her willy in you.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 May 2015, 17:27, 1 reply)

i'm his 16 year old twin
we especially like sweat stains and neck beards and comedy t-shirts and men who live with their parents in a specially converted basement gaming room.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 May 2015, 18:15, closed)

Damn-it, sis!
Now you're getting me all wet thinking about them and their coffee-breath and Games Workshop toys.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 11 May 2015, 19:04, closed)

i can't sit still for thinking about their pebble-thick glasses, nicotine stained fingers, floppy floppy moobs
and pasty skin from not having seen the sun since 2003
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 May 2015, 19:22, closed)

damn you
I don't have nicotine stained fingers.
I'm not allowed to smoke after the last "incident" with matches
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 12 May 2015, 9:41, closed)

well you won't do for me
but ask my sister mei'mnot, she's much less fussy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 9:49, closed)

^has just spluffed

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:03, closed)