DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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heir lipWhen the news was broken to me I needed a full (barb wire style) brace at 12 years young I was pretty distraught. When I met my incompetant ortho-dontist I was even more gutted. He was about 5 ft tall drove a huge porsche and caused me lots of pain. Putting the brace on left my gums bleeding, subsequent removal (1 year) later also wrecked. He even fitted me with dual elastic bands thus making feeding impossible. The most off putting thing was his own deformity, he had a heir lip or something like that, I spent my days after school staring at his rogue mouth while he ripped my gums to shreds. I didn't go to the dentist for years after but have got back into it recently for the first time since. And the fool tw*tted me with the x-ray machine to add insult to injury.
I hope he's dead now...
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:14, Reply)
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