Hazsard signs...
Went to dentist for normal checkup, only difference being this was my first checkup in about 4 years. I'm the sort of person who doesn't use medical services unless it's like life threatening or something, ya see.

Anyway.. decided as I'm a smoker, they could do with a polish.. go in, not a huge wait which was a pleasant surprise, sit in chair, he goes round with that pick thing they use ripping half my gums out in the process (I could taste blood,) then gets the polishing thingy out and starts going methodically from tooth to tooth round the mouth, as they do.

Gets about half way round.. *crack* .. "oh shit."

"What's wrong."

"Erm.. I'm afraid I just broke one of your teeth.. are you in any pain?"

The twunt managed to break a rather large chunk off the top/back of my front tooth.. luckily (ha!) it was only a small breakage thus I was not in any pain, nor even discomfort.

He gave it a filling (which fell off within a week,) apologised profusely, I left an unhappy bunny.. on the way out I decided to write down the tits name for use in a complaint - the sign on the door:

"Dr Hazsard"

Next time I'll be looking out for Hazsard signs.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:17, Reply)