DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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not so much the dentist . .My Dentist is fine, as per usual he has bad breath and has a picture of him running the marathon on the side just to make me feel even more slothish and unclean.
However I digress, Its the hygienists, one of them used to wear far far too much makeup but was quite cute and i swear would spend the entire 20 minutes trying to push one of her nipples into my ear (possibly to do with the previous qotw).
The one I have now is a fucking harridan and nags / berates / whines like a bitch about everything
"you don't floss twice a day, you will burn in hell oral heretic, argh you smoke? evil, EVIL!!!!"
meh, im waffling.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:25, Reply)
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