DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Brace yourself..My orthodentist loves to inflict his enjoyment of classics tearjerkers on his patients, & I have not escaped unmarred. My personal highlights include him fixing my teeth whilst singing to Christina's Aguilera's 'Beautiful,' his crotch gyrating softly against the back of my head. And they wonder why the Brits have shit teeth.
Length? It nearly gave me concussion.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 18:02, Reply)
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