DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Me friend had a bit of work done by his dentist on him.........after the side of his face lost a 60mph collision with the side of a Volvo (I fucking hate Volvos btw, they're as bad as BMW drivers). His ex-mate at the time had given him a backy on a motorbike, and failed to tell him it was stolen. He spotted a cop car and floored it, hitting another parked car during the getaway. Jason got thrown over the top, slamming shoulder/face first into the Volvo. Ouch.
So Jason has reconstructive surgery on his face, and hell of alot of dentistry. In fact, the next time I saw him he looked like he was wearing Lisa Simpson's braces (ie the hideous American Football guard) in his mouth, with wires sticking through various parts of his cheek.
In fairness he still went out on the piss, and could only eat/drink through a straw, but everytime I made him laugh he'd split his gums open and cough up blood, while mumbling "MMmmmmbbbaaarrrggghhh!!!!!" through wire-mesh. Ohhhh, I'm such a cunt.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:30,
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