DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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MelbourneI have a mate who ever since the age of 12 has wanted to be a dentist. He decided this was the profession he wanted to join during one PHSE (fuck about period in your form) lesson. We're looking through a careers booklet, Melbourne has a butchers. 'Fuck me is that what they earn! I'm gonna be a dentist'
A vocation indeed. The lad has just finished the five years training, so if any of you get your teeth sorted in middlesboro and are seen by a 6 foot + built like a brick shit house black lad, it's gonna be him.
There cannot be many other people fitting that description can there?
PS He loves it if you're a bit racialist to him. No seriously, try it.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:56, Reply)
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