Dentists
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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capped
When I was younger, I broke my front teeth after falling off my bike. My mum took me to visit Dr Whitehouse (yes) the next day, and he was happy to cap my teeth for me there and then, which according to him would hold until my adult teeth came through.
However, what the dear doctor had failed to realise that I'd already had my bigboy teeth come through, and subsequently spent the next few months sporting a straight set of teeth, with two blindingly white caps right at the front.
There was also the time when one of my molars to remove an abcess, without allowing time for the painkillers to settle in. Ouch
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 22:04, Reply)
When I was younger, I broke my front teeth after falling off my bike. My mum took me to visit Dr Whitehouse (yes) the next day, and he was happy to cap my teeth for me there and then, which according to him would hold until my adult teeth came through.
However, what the dear doctor had failed to realise that I'd already had my bigboy teeth come through, and subsequently spent the next few months sporting a straight set of teeth, with two blindingly white caps right at the front.
There was also the time when one of my molars to remove an abcess, without allowing time for the painkillers to settle in. Ouch
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 22:04, Reply)
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